Pirate Story

Once upon a time a pirate was sailing.  He was an evil, naughty, snatchy pirate.  He kept a journal that kept all of his secrets.  His name was Scary Undertaker.  He was the most scariest pirate ever. He had a sword and a gun.  One day he sailed for 1,000,000 hours!!!  He sailed to an island named Spiky Island.  It was as spiky as a catcus.  No-one had discovered it.  Undertaker was raised in the cabin of the ship.  When he got to Spiky Island there was no treasure.  They'd done all that sailing for nothing. So they sailed back home, but before they got home they realised they had treasure on their ship.